I was sitting on the toilet when suddenly a leather bound manuscript crashed through the ceiling above me, landing at my feet. It was of extraordinary quality and I immediately recognized the script as ancient Greek. It contained St. Paul's epistles to the Corinthians. Paul's penmanship indeed leaves much to be desired, but I immediately turned to my favorite scripture at 1 Corinthians 6-9. Apparently the ancient translators had difficultly reading his writing, but this version was quite clear."What! Do you not know that unrighteous persons will not inherit god's kingdom? Do not be misled. Neither fornicators nor idolaters nor adulterers nor men kept for unnatural purposes nor men who lie to men."
Until Vatican translators examine the documents in greater detail, it remains unclear what the Church will do with this information, but Pope Benedict seemed amendable to a change in Catholic Doctrine.
"It is truly fabulous", the Pope was quoted as saying.
Protestant theologians were less impressed:
Reverend Josef Schmidt of the Munich based Evangelical Lutheran Church notes that not since Martin Luther's day did God routinely grant revelation to Prophets sitting on a toilet.
"We must remember that Martin Luther was a special case, suffering from extreme constipation. I am not aware the the Pope is so blessed", the Reverend said.Jewish theologians were more sanguine:
Rabbi Jacob Cohen, speaking from his office in New York City, was overjoyed.
I have always thought that Moses misconstrued a fair amount of Leviticus , and it is enlightening to learn that Paul, a learned man of the Law, had corrected Moses error. It is a testament to G-d's love that despite the differences between Christians and Jews, we all have more in common than we have in conflict. We all do some of our best work while sitting on a toilet, the Rabbi said.
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hee hee hee
""We must remember that Martin Luther was a special case, suffering from extreme constipation. I am not aware the the Pope is so blessed", the Reverend said."
haha.
Is this story true?! *I'm going to google it right now*
They even found his toilet:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3944549.stm
LOL!
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